amygloriouspond:

I can retire now.

(via tardis-mind-palace)


theyarerealtome:

greatkunglao:

I think these are the best words in the world that man can hear from a woman.

When a woman appreciates you and would put you above any kind of perfection, you must hold for it and never let her go. Because she loves you - a person. This is literally a living treasure.

#And can we appreciate what this means for Chandler? # Chandler whose been undervalued and ignored his whole life? #His parents barely noticed him,# all his other girlfriends left him for other guys,# he spent his relationship with Monica paranoid someone else# - Richard, Jeffrey, Don her ‘soulmate’, even Joey# - was better for her than him.# And then Monica just stands up # and tells him he is more important than what had been the biggest dream of her life# better than ‘the most perfect guy in the world’#

(via lordlokisilvertongueshipsdestiel)


reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

(via pizza)


(via tbhdeath)


puke-kitten:

my outfit everyday

puke-kitten:

my outfit everyday

(via cherrysbutt)


loushirolls:

The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21” 

(via egberts)


willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

(via awkward-lee)


nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

(via egberts)


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(via fake-mermaid)



w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

(via rorpie)


egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

(via fake-mermaid)


(via yakkowarners)


heart-pounding-insanity:

woah there bubbles

(via mr-insanee)