cartel:

Holidays on tumblr are the best, everything turns into a joke.

frickin:

Everyone is being all artsy on instagram during the summer and then there is me looking like a fucking papaya

yayoyayu:

Y’all really think Cinderella was the only bitch in the kingdom with a size 6 heel? Naw.

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

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surprisebitch:

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britney2007spears:

yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.